how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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