Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think people are normalizing furries
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