Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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