Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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