were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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