Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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