Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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