I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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