so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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