i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
soo... how was my night?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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