Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
being pregnant is like rehab
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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