so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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