shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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