North Korea, Best Korea!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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