I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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