she smelled like a LAN party
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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