white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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