Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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