I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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