I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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