i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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