i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
