the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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