Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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