is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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