It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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