I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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