who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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