Welp...herpes.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Also, beer. Big fan.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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