your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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