yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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