i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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