I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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