im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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