I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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