So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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