im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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