I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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