She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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