we're blogging at a bar
I cockslap morals
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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