Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
