just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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