i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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