Well douche your snatch and let's go!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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