you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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