fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
