the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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