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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life

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  None of those words made sense together.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire

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• (585): View more from New York

  Can you rollerblade?

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  No, why?

  (585): View more from New York

  Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

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