Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

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(813): View more from Florida

he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"

(305): View more from Florida

does that mean he doesn't last long?

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(530): View more from California

I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me

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(512): View more from Texas

that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.

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(323): View more from California

When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.

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(281): View more from Texas

I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.

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(816): View more from Missouri

OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat

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