do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?