Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed

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(630): View more from Illinois

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm on page 4.

(678): View more from Georgia

Im on beer infinity

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...

(1-614): View more from Ohio

FUCK YOU.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

That's practically a relationship for you

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(320): View more from Minnesota

How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?

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(716): View more from New York

This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings

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