Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat