I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.