i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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