i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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