so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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