Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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