I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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