I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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